Devious Journal Entry

Got this from mysticfiregem

Randomly generate 20 Pokemon from all 6 Generations. NO CHEATING.  Started by - 
randompokemon.com/




1. This Pokémon is your best friend




ooo just like a sharp dress man


2. This Pokémon is your boss that you need to impress for a promotion.



PLEEEASE OH BABY PLEEEASE! written by tiny tina and vault hunter on the bass


3. This Pokémon is your partner for your science project.



i is dooooomed


4. This Pokémon is looking for every way possible to murder you.



shoo shoo -3-


5. This Pokémon is your mother-in-law.


so short she is


6. This Pokémon is your boyfriend/girlfriend.




it could be a trap but i don't care


7. This Pokémon is your ex.


I DIDN'T LOVE YOU! I FAKED EVERYTHING!

8. This Pokémon stalks you every waking moment.


its the most terrifying stalker ever! a flower being carried by a thing

9. This Pokémon likes to snuggle with you.



take me!


10. This Pokémon ate all your cheesecake.





how dare you that was my cheesecake T.T

11. This Pokémon is what you felt in your bed last night.



ho ho hooo

12. This Pokémon punched your mom.


how did you punch her in the first place...?

13. This Pokémon will do anything to try and steal your shoes.



no back those are mine you should be water/dragon type

14. This Pokémon died by your own hands.


WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! this world is so cruel

15. This Pokémon is your loyal companion in life


yey my life is complete now <3

16 . This Pokémon reads you bedtime stories.



story time~ story time~


17. This Pokémon is your loving pet.


aww ^^

18. This Pokémon is your creepy dentist.




quit hanging on the ceiling and fix my teeth!


...19. This Pokémon is what you dream about every day.



why you sexy thing 


20. This Pokémon is what you found in your basement when you moved into your new house.



hey buddy ^^

I tag

Anyone who wants to do it XD